Maple Syrup Flavored Dental Floss

Good Evening world!  Do I have a story for you today.

I was going to eat lunch today at one of the best eating establishments this side of Old Man Kelsey's Creek, "Denny's!"  I was so excited about it.  I sat down at the bar and ordered my food.  Of course all good things take time so I waited for three days to get my food.  Once it finally got there a squirrel jumped up on the stool next to me and asked me if I wanted nuts with my pancakes?  I thought that to be strange, not that the squirrel was talking but that it was willing to part with its winter stash of sustenance.  I politely declined, not wanting the decline in squirrel population to hang over my head.  The squirrel then moved on to peddle its winter food to others.  When I tuned back to eat my pancakes, they were no longer there!  My plate had been taken away and the only thing left was a pack of Maple Syrup Flavored Dental Floss.  I picked the pack up and studied it for a second but then Jackie Chan walked up and ordered two strips of bacon, well done with a side of Maple Syrup Flavored Dental Floss.  I was a little taken aback by this and I started to ask him for his autograph when all of a sudden he saw the squirrel.  He jumped to his feet, grabbed my dental floss and quickly tied two link sausages together with the floss like nunchucks and chased after the squirrel.  Come to find out Jackie Chan does not like squirrels that give away nuts in Denny'.  So the fight of the century continued until the waitress, who had more hair on her legs than the squirrel had on its tail, broke up the fight by sending them both to timeout.  Needless to say I decided to leave without asking Jackie Chan for my Maple Syrup Flavored Dental Floss.  I wonder if CVS sells that?  Do you know?

Well World, I hope all you days are full of oxygen!