Well World, I know it has been awhile since I updated you about what has been going on but that is because I was being held captive by a clan of hyper active mountain goats with acid reflux. They were holding me captive until the prime minister of Antartica would release his collection of velvet Elvis wall hangings. Needless to say I've been in their dungeon for awhile. It wasn't too bad except they did not have cable TV and the little bells around their necks kept me up all night.
But now onto new business. Today I had the opportunity to graduate from the University of Rare Anchovies Quick Tech, with a degree in Thermometers. This is probably the proudest day of my life! I'm the only person in my family to graduate from URAQT and with the exception of my uncle Orval who popped popcord, I'm the only one who still has most of my teeth therefore my carreer in dentistry should be seccure. I have an appointment with Mr. Potato Head tomorrow to discuss job opportunities so I had better get a good nights rest! I'll let you know how things go!
Good Night World!
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